Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[Jason]

Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"?

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[smarty]

LMAO that's some good stuff.

[PVVikeFan]

I like #1. Kind of reminds me of the last trip Mama Vike and I made to Johnson City. We had gone out to eat and were on the way back when a frantic motorist pulled up beside me, honking his horn and waving his arms around like a wild man. I finally decided something must be wrong, so I pulled over to see what the problem was. He pulled in behind me and came running up toward my car screaming at the top of his lungs "your wife fell out of your car about 3 miles back."
"Oh thank goodness. I thought I had gone deaf".